3I don’t even play D&D. But if I did, I’d buy these 3D printed “thorn dice”. They are “teh sexy”
those are indeed my friend sexy dice
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This man is a genius to music, showmanship, and so much more! He is a idol to me for how well you can present and do your music and I love it to bits.
tumblrbot asked:
WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
It was counting to ten before playing Hide and Go Seek on a playground
A Story from the Table Top
Afte they are brought into the old man’s house he says he is a retired captain of the kings army named Randal and tells them that they will find out why the towns are being destroyed by finding a dwarf named Torche in the walled city to the South (probably in a pub). Before the group left he gave a special ring to Dellago for his kindness even though it was supposed to go to the healer/leader but whatever >_> So off my players go off on their new adventure to the walled city which is a twenty hour journey so they stop off to camp in a forest. They all make checks to foraged for food but only one out of four found food for themselves. Damakos (the male tiefling rouge that serves as the group’s the stealth expert) was frustrated so he goes hunting for food while stealthed. He finds a deer in some bushes so with ever careful skill he tries to get close enough to stab it with his dagger AND…fails. So with defeat in his soul he runs back to the camp without food. The next day they get to the walled city only to be stopped by a great gate and a rude gate keeper “WHO GOES THERE!?!?” he says.
” Adventurers that need to go into your walls for information!” said Midnight in a soft, nice tone.
“Hmm” the gate keeper said, “We dont allow to many stangers, GO AWAY!”
“Well I got this ring from captain Randal” said Dellago towering over the group with a deep and profound voice.
“CAPTAIN RANDAL?” responded the gate keeper, ” I havent seen that bastard in years! Yeah you can come in…”
With a couple of cheers the gates open to a sprawling city filled with all sorts of people and wares being sold with tons upon tons of smells and sounds. But only one look was on my player’s faces… and that was a look that said to you ‘Now how the hell are we suppose to find a dwarf in this?’
TO BE CONTINUED….
